For founders and small business owners

Less Guesswork. More Dream Clients.

We've helped 6-7 figure businesses, agencies, and solo-founders elevate their brands. Now, we’ll roast your LinkedIn profile and/or website, showing you how to attract more dream clients and maximize revenue.

What the hell is a...

Brand Roast

In-Depth Video Feedback: A personalized deep dive into your brand, where we walk you through key insights, missed opportunities, and actionable strategies. The goal: immediate brand improvements.

60-Minute Strategy Call: A focused 1-on-1 session with a Graewolves brand strategist. We discuss key findings from our roast and guide your implementation to maximize your ROI.

10% Off our Consulting Services: Get ongoing support with our consulting services as you implement lasting brand improvements and strategies.

You have a great service, but you can't find the words to communicate your value.

You see how many people visit your profile and website, but wonder why so few reach out.

You're constantly anxious because you need to grind to get clients, they don't come to you.

You’re stuck at your current prices, unable to justify the rates you know you deserve.

You’re pissed that less qualified competitors take the clients you should work with.

You're pouring time and money to your brand, but you blend in to the crowd.

Be honest...

is this you?

Look, we get it.

Building a solid brand is difficult. You already wear 12 hats in your business.

Sure you can say "I'll figure it out", but ask yourself this... Can you afford to waste years learning branding, copywriting and design... and lose hundreds of sales in the meantime?

If not, just smash the button below and we'll come in with the save.

What You’ll gain

Clarity on Your Brand's Weak Spots:

Gain a crystal-clear understanding of where your brand is falling short—whether in messaging, UX, design, or positioning—and learn how to fix these gaps quickly.

Stress-Free Conversions:

Sleep easier knowing your brand works 24/7. Let your brand do all the heavy lifting so prospects will be pre-sold before they even contact you.

Save Time, Save Resources:

Get clear, actionable insights from brand experts in 72 hours. Save thousands of dollars in misguided marketing efforts and months of trial-and-error.

Boost Your Revenue:

Justify higher rates and attract more dream clients. We’ll help you showcase your unique value, boosting your bottom line and ROI on every brand investment.

Instant Increase in Authority:

Showcase your full value from the first impression. We'll position your brand so prospects instantly recognize why you're the best choice.

A dedicated space to brag...

Founders that trust us

I was shifting my coaching business to target higher-tier clients. From beginners → intermediate/advanced. Jason + Milly gave me the clarity in my brand positioning to know how to whisper the exact words to the exact client. I'm now confidently attracting my people with ease.
Jacob Pegs
Founder & Business Coach, Modern Maker
The frustrating thing about business advice is that it doesn't work for some niches. It doesn't work for some people. And that's the great thing about Graewolves is it's very tailored. They understand you, your goals, your mission, your customers, and create something that is tailored to you and your values. That is what I've loved most about this process.
Ashley Ruba, PhD
Founder & Career Coach, After Academia
I never felt more seen with what I want to accomplish with my brand. If your brand is feeling a little weak or directionless and you want to supercharge it, Graewolves is your answer. They're better than any business coaching I've ever received.
Pathik Parikh
Founder & Career Coach, Parikh Ventures LLC
I run Anti-VC, an incubator for underserved founders. I had been finding most of my clients haphazardly on LinkedIn. I came to quickly realize I had no strategy on the platform and my results varied greatly from month to month. Eventually I was putting in an immense amount of time and not making any progress. Graewolves helped me understand the importance of having a brand strategy and a structured approach to social content. By communicating my brand values, I am now able to attract the right clients and repel the wrong ones.
Saleem Ahmad
Founder, Anti-VC
Their support became the catalyst I needed to begin building my second company. As a founder in the education industry, I needed a team that could understand my unique position and develop a brand that resonates across an industry that requires a data-driven approach. Graewolves delivered exactly that.
Jessica Maddry
Founder & Educator, BrightMinds AI
Mission accomplished: Graewolves helped me gain clarity on making my brand identity more effective. Like many solopreneurs, I struggled with too many services and offers. Milly and Jason are pros at cutting through the noise. I now have a clear action plan to connect with my ideal clients.
Dr. Andrew Churchill
Founder & Presentation Coach, PresentBetter
Teaming up with Graewolves allowed me to reflect upon and level up the Beyond the Thesis branding and to prepare my paid mentorship offer based on that reflection. It was the first time I invested in this type of service and it’s the best decision I made in preparation of year 6 of the show.
Dr. David Mendes, PhD
Founder & Podcast Host, Papa PhD
I’m a leadership coach helping high-achieving women increase confidence and overcome imposter syndrome. Before working with Graewolves, my brand felt incomplete, and my strategy was scattered. Thanks to them, I now have a solid brand strategy. I highly recommend them—they truly overdeliver and care on a personal level.
Rachel Lemon
Founder & Leadership Coach, Lemon Aid Coaching & Consulting
Graewolves provided eye-opening clarity on how to align my purpose and perception. The feedback, engagement, and community were invaluable. Milly and Jason's vibe amplified the experience beyond just content. I highly recommend them for anyone seeking brand clarity.
Tricia Edwards
Founder & Creativity Coach, Creative Extension
Graewolves, thank you for truly capturing me and my brand. I haven't felt like that's ever taken shape in prior years until now.
Rick Jordan
Founder & Tech Investor, Reachout, All-In
My biggest challenge was getting my messaging right. Graewolves gave me an outside perspective, helping me improve both messaging and positioning. What I loved most: their personalized approach, clear feedback, and fast execution. They truly go above and beyond to ensure everything aligns with your needs.
Nejc Jamscek
Founder & Content Coach, Write With Purpose
Jason and Milly are brilliant—respectful, insightful, and incredibly helpful. If you get a chance to work with them, run, don’t walk.
Marc Woolf, M.S.
Founder & Executive Coach, Woolf Worldwide
There are brand strategists, and then there's Graewolves. Jason and Milly filter out the essence of your brand and challenge your thinking with care and precision. They ask the right questions and genuinely care about your success. I highly recommend them for anyone looking to build a brand that truly reflects who they are.
Christian Ehmen
Founder & ADHD Coach, ADHD Mind Thrive
I’m a co-founder of Nextelligence. Despite our simple specialization, our brand faced unique challenges. Thanks to Milly and Jason, we’ve made strides in aligning our brand with our goals. I highly recommend Graewolves—they provide a perfect mix of practical and intuitive guidance.
Darien Davis
Founder & AI Innovator, NEXTELLIGENCE

Take your pick...

PRICING PLANS

starter

$850 $349
Full diagnosis of a singular brand asset to gain clarity on what works, what doesn't and how to fix it.
Analysis of your LinkedIn profile or website ($350 value)
Personalized video feedback
Delivered to you in 3 business days
Comprehensive strategy canvas ($500 value)
$1500 $599
Even more clarity with two brand asset roasts AND a 60-minute strategy call to help with implementation.
Everything in the Starter Package, plus:
60-min strategy call ($500 value)
Post-roast implementation support
10% discount on consulting services

professional

Shit you’re too afraid to ask

The official faq

Is my roast private, or will you broadcast my shame to the world?

Your brand roast is as private as your incognito browser history. We won't tell if you don't.

How much does this ego-deflating experience cost?

Right now? $349 USD per roast. $599 if you want the whole package. Still cheaper than therapy and 10x more effective than "business coaching." (Our clients told us so!)

How long until I get my roast?

Within 72 business hours. We'd do it faster, but we need time to recover from the shock of seeing your current branding.

Will this actually help, or is it just you being mean?

Why not both? We're multitaskers. You'll get actionable advice wrapped in sarcasm and sprinkled with a dash of superiority complex. Because we’ve built 60+ brands, while you… have not. 

What if I hate what you say?

Then our work here is done. If you loved it, we'd worry we've gone soft.

Do I need to prepare anything, or can I just sit back and take the heat?

Just fill in the intake form and show us your brand. Then, bring a box of tissues. We'll handle the rest.

Is there a money-back guarantee?

Sure, and we'll throw in a unicorn, a leprechaun and a pot of gold. In other words, no. We deliver the roast, you deliver the courage to implement it. That's the deal. 

What if I need more help after the roast?

We've got other services for that. But let's see if you can handle the roast first, champ.

Can I get a free mini-roast before I buy?

We also do free nose jobs and complimentary rocket launches to Mars. In other words, no. 

How is this different from other brand reviews?

We're like that brutally honest friend who tells you there's spinach in your teeth before a big date. Except we're not your friend, and your brand has more than just spinach to worry about. We tell you what's wrong and how to fix it. Period.

The value you get is seriously off the charts. And we have 1-hour of roasting you can watch as proof.

Who are we?

The wolves of branding

Milanie grae - Brand Strategist

Neurodivergent founder, brand strategist and copywriter, leveraging 6+ years of high-level copywriting experience to craft messages that whisper into your ICP's ears. She’s your brand booster. Don’t snooze on this offer or you’ll lose her expertise. Capiche?

Jason Dellatolla, ph.D. (c) - Brand Strategist

Former Olympic coach turned TEDx speaker and PhD candidate in pyschology, blending peak performance insights with science-based rigour to cook up brand strategies nobody else can. He’s direct. He’s blunt. He's big-brained. You’ll love him for it.

quit guessing. Start WINNING.

Breathe easy—your brand will attract dream clients, charge what you're worth, and make your competitors cry into their kombucha.

Get roasted, fix your brand, and start turning more clicks into cash.

What the hell is a brand roast?

It's a kick in the ass for your brand, delivered straight to your inbox in 48-72 business hours.

Here's what you get:

A 10-15 minute video roast that'll make you see your brand with whole new eyes.

Understanding what’s holding your brand back from hauling in the big bucks.

Tearing apart your website, LinkedIn profile, or both. Half-baked or fully cooked. Your choice. 

No-BS feedback on why your messaging may not be as clear as you once thought. 

How to differentiate yourself effectively so prospects pick you out from the crowd of competitors. 

Look, if you want fluffy compliments, call your mom.

But if you want your brand to go from "meh" to your leads howling "take my money," it’s time for you to get roasted.

60+ brands have survived our fires.

I’m sure your ego can handle it, too.

What the hell is a brand roast?

It's a kick in the ass for your brand, delivered straight to your inbox in 48-72 business hours.

Here's how the process looks like:

Get Roasted

We'll tear apart your LinkedIn profile, landing page or newsletter in a private 15-minute video.

Implement Insights

You'll learn exactly how to improve your brand so you can implement straight away (or hire us to do it for you).

Enjoy Results

Your refreshed brand now stands out from your competition and nets you new clients - enjoy the show.

Look, if you want fluffy compliments, call your mom.

But if you want your brand to go from "meh" to your leads howling "take my money," it’s time for you to get roasted.

60+ brands have survived our fires.

I’m sure your ego can handle it, too.

What the hell is a brand roast?

It's a kick in the ass for your brand, delivered straight to your inbox in 48-72 business hours.

Here's how the process looks like:

Get Roasted

We'll tear apart your LinkedIn profile, landing page or newsletter in a private 15-minute video.

Implement Insights

You'll learn exactly how to improve your brand so you can implement straight away (or hire us to do it for you).

Enjoy Results

Your refreshed brand now stands out from your competition and nets you new clients - enjoy the show.

Look, if you want fluffy compliments, call your mom.

But if you want your brand to go from "meh" to your leads howling "take my money," it’s time for you to get roasted.

60+ brands have survived our fires.

I’m sure your ego can handle it, too.